How Was I Born Daddy?

Daddy, How was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"


The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.


Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.


As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said

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"You have a Male!"

p/s: I got this from a friend through e-mail. :)

It is My First Day!

Hey peeps,,

How you all doing?

(Well I don't know whether there are many people reading this or not but WTH)

Some of you might know and some might not know this.

Well, I am EMPLOYED now!

Literally.

I am working at a Law Firm as an Assistant Clerk.

Not so bad, right?

Well now I'm going to tell you the story of myself on the first day at work

(A person who has no working experience will be this EXCITED to tell their stories)

It started at 9 a.m as normal office would be and I came a little bit early as so I had to go back down, make my way to the nearest stall and had my teh o drink. Right at 9.00am I went back to the office as I noticed the office door was not opened yet. Oh well! I had to wait. Around 9.15am, my boss finally came. Miss Lai is her name. She is a nice woman. And as usual, as soon as the office doors open you have to start your job. Oh! I forgot to mention that the office only has one staff. ONE STAFF excluding the lawyer of course. Together with the lawyer that makes only ONE STAFF and ONE LAWYER! Plus me..TWO STAFF! Ok! Continue from there. I was given a desk and a chair to sit on. Quite comfortable although it is right beside the photostated machine but what the heck, Just sit will you! Miss Lai gave me 3 files. Literally thick files. I mean not literally but they really are THICK! No KIDDING! My job here is to read those files. Just read? Yes, Just read them. I need to figure out what's going on in the cases. I need to mention this that all the cases that is handled by this firm are only Conveyancing cases. No Litigation! So there are lots and lots of papers! And so, I need to figure out the procedures and what ever that is going on in the case. What is the case about and so on. At around 1.00pm, Miss Lai left and so was I. For lunch! Went to KFC and had my lunch. I went back to the office after that I found out that Miss Lai was not in yet. It's time to PARTAY!! You know, before there was HOME ALONE and now its OFFICE ALONE! Have FUN ya'll! I blast off my music from my phone and read newspapers ( I know that LAME) but I danced around a little. hehe!~

Miss Lai came back and I had to go back to work. No more goofing around. Had to read files again and again and again and again. Oh! An interesting part is just coming up. She asked for my favour to go to the post office to pay her road tax cause a client almost came to the office. They were about to come and she thinks that she has no time. Hell yeah she was right! As soon as she gave me her money the client came. Thank God right? Around 5.30pm I went to the post office. And GUESS WHAT?? It was RAINING! I am not talking about light rain. This is HEAVY RAIN! As HEAVY as RAIN CAN BE! yeah! and guess again? Hell yeah I had to go through the rain to go to the post office! And so I went ( for the sake of my boss!) Ya right!!! pfffttttt....But my luck got better as I went into the post office and was checking my number, a man walked towards me and asked what number did I get and he gave me his number! That was 4 people earlier than the number I had. Cool right? I don't have to wait long cause 10 seconds later, my 'new' number was called. Thank you gentleman!

Well, my 'rain' luck came again as the rain has not stopped yet and so I had to go through it again. And now, I was head-to-toe WET! Went back to the office, relax on the chair and wait until the client got back. And guess again? Miss Lai asked me whether I had paid her road tax or not. Oh GOD! Did you not see that I am WET here? I did not tell her that instead I said 'YES'. How a good person I really am, right? pffftttt....As I sit at the table I can here the clocks ticking away. My hearts counting the minutes that I can go back. Suddenly, Miss Lai said to me 'Marlysa, you can go back now if you want'. And I said 'THANK YOU, MISS LAI!'

And so BYE BYE to MISS LAI.

See you tomorrow!

Here are some pictures on my first day.

Content of the files.

Me and the files.

The files.

Bowling Time!

Yay..It's Bowling time.

Yeah. I went bowling with my cousin and her bf.

Well it was FUN!

I was last the first game and was second the second game. Not bad huh?

Kinda not in the mood in the first game.

I got two strikes in the second game. Coolio much!

Here's the pictures!

Bowling pose by Abg.Im

Here's how she does it

The lane.:)

Whats There Not To Miss

Frankly speaking I miss them.

All of them.

Some of them.

Everyone.

I miss classes.

I miss my lecturers.

Classmates.Housemates.Roomates.Everyone.

I kinda miss Kuantan as well. A-bit.

Maybe due to my boredom here at home.

Thinking of another outing with them.

Hope can make it next time.

The weird girl, Iffah

Class Rep. Ras Nadhirah

Nadieya.Ain.Cartaz

The whole of 1208.

It's all about you and what you have

I am GLAD ! I am So glad!

What I'm looking for has fallen into my hands. What I want is here with me.

What is 'it'?

JOB!!!

Yes, I was looking for jobs. Looking for somekind of an internship job as it only for 2 months. Less than that I think. Finally, I made it. THANK YOU GOD for giving me this opportunity! ALHAMDULILLAH!!

I'm starting next monday. I don't know why I'm starting next monday as people usually starts working in the beginning of a month. But, What The Heck. I got it! So don't matter! First thing first, I will not get any kind of payment for this job. It is like FREE-JOB! I'm working for nothing only experience. That's my goal. to gain experience and knowledge. You know, they are difference between practical and theory. What I've learnt is only theory and that is not enough to make you understand law. That's what I was looking for 'practical' work. Practical work basically can mature you. That is the good part about it. I admit that I have none experience in office management work. Seriously!! That last job I did as in the real job was 'Translation'. Even that under the supervision of my mum. I was just assisting her. Probably jobs like real job would be cashier at my dad's petrol station but that was 5/6 years ago. Frankly speaking, I have NONE working experience. I am kinda embarrassed about that (sometimes) cause some of my friends have worked at 2/3 places for the last 1 and a 1/2 year. Plus, I have told them before that I might be working after SPM but I didn't. So, that was kinda embarrassing. Let it Go now!

Based on my observation, working experience will give many benefits for university students. Literally. I believed in that that working experience is IMPORTANT! It doesn't matter what you do. From waiter to ticket seller. You know, it does not matter as long as you work. Work will prepare you for the next stage of your lives. You will be more confident and more committed towards what you're doing. That is a good thing and that can also be used in university. I am SERIOUS! It is very useful!

Working is not just about SALARY! It is not all about the money. Young people nowdays work because they want the money. I am not denying that money is IMPORTANT but think of the other side. They gain experience and extra knowledge. They meet new people. Gain new contacts and etc. That's good! Rather than you spend your time doing nothing at home and just sleep.eat.sleep.tv.online. you better use that time outside working with benefitial things.That would be so much nicer! I admit I made that mistake when I finished SPM. I wander around doing nothing and believe me, your brain will just freeze!

And so, work post-SPM people! Get a job and an experience!

p/s: I love myself.lol!

Love,

MARL!

People See You For Who You Truly Are

A question was put forward by a person.

"How do people see us? First Impression or Our-Self?"

My answer would be "Our-Self"

I will not deny that First Impression is DAMN important in our lives. But as time pass by who you truly are is the most important part in becoming peoples' friends. It is not easy to be friended with people. I know that. We need to find someone that is same-cool-character like yours. As I said earlier First Impression is important. But, even if your first impression is DAMN good! For example, a job interview. In job interviews the most important part is the Impression the boss put towards you. That what people would say. During that interview you did WELL in impressing the boss and you are hired. Once you are hired you changed. You became lazy and etc. At that moment, First Impression will not be used anymore. Your First Impression towards your boss during the interview has no use anymore. It has no value then. What they see now is

WHO YOU REALLY ARE!

Lazy employee! People will still judge you by then. Remember, You are still being judged no matter what. It doesn't matter even if you have been there for 10 years, You will still be judged!!

Who you really are is the most important part/thing now. You need to be yourself. It is no use in being other/different people because no matter how long you try to act like a person who really aren't, you will not get there. So, just be YOURSELF! Isn't being yourself is so much easier? I would say YES. It is easier but I will tell you that it depends on how your characters are. Not everyone can be themselves in some situation. People would say that. Am I right? People would ask me. " How if my own character will just bring me to self-destruction? I don't have good personality. I don't have good attitude." Well then people. CHANGE!! Change is good. But change for the goods and not for the bads. When we change for good and use it for goods then it is good. But if it used otherwise then it'll be no use! When you change and instill it in you then it will be YOU! Next step, BE YOURSELF! As I mentioned earlier.

I hate it when a person acted as if he/she is so cool but they really aren't. They think that they are cool but honestly they are NOT! Why can't they just be themselves. Why do they have to act as if they are so cool. Cool here does not relate it to Funny, Happy-Go-Lucky, easy-to-hang-out-with. You know that kinda attitude. Cool that I am talking about here is Arrogant, Selfish, etc. That kinda attitude. Hate those people. That kinda attitude need to be changed. Immediately! They need to tone down a-bit. People don't like that kind of a person. People hate it! You know what ever it is people like Friendly people. Arrogant and selfish person will not be liked by others. Unless they have split personality. That kind of person, I don't know how to comment.

As for you (who is reading this), do not be SNOBBISH! Snobbish is not good and it is no use. Don't know what snobbish means, look into the dictionary. Again I want to stress here is BE YOURSELF! In being someone who you are not is just not that worth it! Acted like someone you are not is just not going to be useful because so long you act you will become yourself. Who you truly ARE! People will still see you for who you are. People will still judge you on how you react. People will still love you for how you be. People will still hate you for what you are hated for. So, be yourself and you will have nothing to lose! As long as you live, there will be people who are comfortable and not comfortable for who you are. No one can run from that. That is the Nature of Humankind!

p/s: Remember...Be YOURSELF!

Love,

MARL

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AIN!!

I WANT TO WISH

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME DEARLY FRIEND

AIN SYUHADA JAMALUDDIN

MAY GOD BLESS YOU!

HAVE A BLAST YEAH!

LOVE!

I Finally Got IT!

Remember about the 'PERFECT' wedges I talked about?

Yeah. It's already in my possession.

Yaaaaaahaaaaa...

I FINALLY GOT IT!!

It's not that expensive though. That's why I bought it. It was only RM 49.90. My mum said it's expensive but what the HECK. Its below RM 50. Yeah!

In terms of perfectionism..This is not the 100% Perfect ones but it is about 75%. Love it Love 'em

I officially used it today for kenduri kahwin in Muar. By the way, I'm currently in Muar cause of relatives's wedding. So, got to come back. What I missed? A HI-TEA MEETING with my dearly beloved FRIENDs!! Sorry you guys..hope you guys have fun 'without me' :(

Next time maybe.

p/s: Me lovie lovie!

Love,

MARL

Hair Hair and Hair

I am planning to do something with my hair, ya'll.

Planning on doing whatever thing that I have been doing before..Hair Relaxing!

Know my plan? Keeping my hair LOOOONNNNNGGGGG!!!

This would be the first time I want to keep my hair long. Honestly, I have not yet have long hair before. Only shorts ones. Once it grow long I'll cut it out. Yeah! Not that comfy with long hair before. But, I WANT NOW!!!!

Miley Cyrus with long straight hair.

Carrie Underwood with long blonde and wavy end.

Mandy Moore with brunette and bangs. :)

Charlize Theron with simple medium length hair.

Hilary Duff with simple blonde medium length hair.

Activities For Today

Hey ya'll.

This is my 2nd post in a day. I know. That's LAME! Updating every little detail that I have been doing at home, here. But what the heck. I am boring and furthermore this is my blog. So, it is up to me to update or not and to update it as frequent as can. So, what have I been doing today? Let see..

I started my day with the SHAKE I've been talking about in my previous post. Wait till my brother goes to school and my mum goes working, I went downstairs and start my movie marathon with....

'MY NAME IS KHAN'

Actually, I've watched this movie for 3 times now. I LOVE this movie So Much! I can't love any other Hindi movie like this one. This movie is so different compared to any other Hindi movie you have seen. It is not only about LOVE. It is about lives of Muslim people in the United States after the 9/11. How racism can happen so fast after the incident and etc. I praised Shah Rukh Khan for his talent and for his success in this movie. He played the character so WELL till a person that does not know him would thought that he is actually having Autism. I'm SERIOUS! He plays it soo GOOD! The same credit goes to Kajol too for acting So WELL in this movie. Congratulations to Karan Johar for the WELL DONE job! For those who have not yet watch this movie, I would suggest you to get it as soon as possible. It is a MUST-WATCH movie!

'GLEE'

Next, end with 'My Name Is Khan', I went out to wash my car that got wet again right after I washed it because of rain. It's OK! At least there's no more DIRT on my beloved MATTEO! Love you MATTEO! While I'm washing my car I switched on the TV with Glee on it. This is the 2nd time I've watched the First CD of the whole season that I bought last week. I love love love. Love it Love 'em.

After the whole Disc 1 finished, it is already 6.30pm and it is time for '

'Na O Mei'

I started following in when I was in Kuantan. Everyday I went for dinner at about 6.00pm and so I started to watch it. It is a kinda cool Malay Drama. At least everyone in it can ACT. Not like any other Malay drama that has actor that cannot act. So, why would we call them actor and actresses when they cannot even ACT? huh? At least, this drama I am not Annoyed by the way they act. They are actually kinda good at it. The main actress is Elly Mazlein as Na O Mei and Adi Putra as Reza. Both of them CAN act. So that makes it OK for me to watch. But my favourite would be Nabila Huda. Boy, that girl can ACT! Just give her any character, she can pull it off. I put a BET on her! She can ACT! Good JOB! I love her acting in 'Bisikan Azazil' where she acted as a girl that changes into a Tomboy by the cause of her family matters and stuff. That was a good Telemovie. And so, I was attracted to watch this Na O Mei drama one thing because of Nabila but others was because I already watch the first 2-3 episodes so why not just continue, right?

Basically, that's what I've been doing this whole day.

See you soon.

Love,

MARL!